Ah, the Project Manager. The master of deadlines, the juggler of tasks, the hero of office snacks. They\’ve seen it all, experienced every crisis, have endless supplies of sharpies, stacks of planners, and more motivational coffee mugs than any one person could reasonably use! They probably own a stress ball shaped like a Gantt chart.
So, what do you get the person who seemingly has everything (and desperately needs a vacation)? Worry not my holiday hero! I’ve come up with some excellent ideas for your gift-giving pleasure. Give your favorite PM a gift that truly reflects their unique role.
For the Zen Master PM
- A resilient desk plant. Some nice ones are Snake Plant, Philodendron, Echeveria or Monstera. Attach a note that says, \”Just like this plant, may your projects thrive and grow!\” Maybe you’re more poetic than I am? You can always google and find something witty on the internet.
- A personalized meditation cushion with a custom mantra: \”Om Shanti, Deadlines Shmanti.\” Now, if he/she isn’t into meditation, this phrase may be lost on him. Consider a different phrase, such as, “Let that *ish go” or “Thou Shall Not Kill My Vibe”.
- A subscription box for calming teas and aromatherapy candles. Working with spreadsheets, budgets, and schedules is stressful. Can you imagine having to look at those all day? Sometimes you just need to chill the heck out. My personal preference is wine with candles, but not everyone drinks.
- An adult coloring book. Give them an escape where they don’t have to think about project stuff, if even for only a few minutes. They can unwind and organize their thoughts, one mandala at a time.
For the Tech-Savvy PM
- Cable Organizers. PMs thrive on organization and keeping everything neat, tidy, and easy to find. Help them keep those endless chargers and cables from turning into a tangled mess with the gift of sleek cable organizers. With multi-sized options and elastic or leather straps, cable organizers are like giving the gift of sanity wrapped up with a bow.
- Noise-canceling headphones. Bonus points if you find a pair in their favorite color. Notice I didn’t say “earbuds”. Not everyone likes to stick things in their ears. Some of us have small ear holes and the buds are irritating. Besides, what says, “Don’t bother me at the moment” like headphones?
- A robot vacuum cleaner. Put a nametag on it and name it something like \”Deadline Destroyer\” or “Impediment Killer”. It maps out your space, sweeps the floors, empties itself, and puts itself back. No one really knows how it does it all – just like your project manager.
- A Rocketbook Fusion. Project managers live in a world of never-ending meetings and note-taking. Help save a tree or two. Reduce the number of notebooks your PM uses and erase the need to transfer written notes to the computer. This reusable, smart notebook just might become your PM’s favorite gift. And what does that mean for you? First dibs on donut days! Winning!
For the Coffee-Addicted PM
- Gift cards to their favorite café or for their favorite coffee. Starbucks, Dunkin, Panera, etc. Just make sure you get the right brand. Some PMs can be coffee snobs and anything other than their choice of coffee is simply uncivilized, primitive, uncouth, and unacceptable. I mean, that’s what I’ve heard.
- A subscription to a gourmet coffee bean delivery service. Not everyone is picky about their coffee as long as the caffeine is present and accounted for. Some people like to mix it up. Fuel their addiction with exotic flavors from around the globe.
- A coffee chiller. Because some like it cold, I don’t get it, but hey, to each his own. Most people who like iced coffee have discovered that brewing hot coffee over ice does not render the best result. This product will cool hot coffee in about a minute. I’m sure it will work for other beverages as well.
For the Fun-Loving PM
- Fun magnets. Surely there is a whiteboard somewhere in the vicinity. Give them fun, colorful magnets to let them express their fun side. Motivational quotes, cool planets, funny cats, or goofy dogs all will give them a reason to smile and liven the place up a bit.
- A fun project management-related T-shirt or tote bag. I just so happened to design some myself. Scope Creep, Cat Herder, and Baby Yodacat seem to be favorites. I thought “It’s Hard out here for a PMP” would be a winner, but maybe the reference is too old. (Gen X would understand)
- A personalized nameplate that says “Chaos Coordinator” or \”Project Manager: Because Nobody Else Can Handle This Crap\”: Let them proudly proclaim their superhero status.
Honorable Mentions
Because being a PM can be very stressful, there are times when a release is in order. Here are some honorable mentions that may help relieve some of the pressures your project manager may face from day to day.
- Desktop Punching Bag. Save your fellow teammates from the wrath of the PM when he learns the requirements have changed – yet again. He can punch his own personal desktop punching bag to get the negativity out before leaving his desk, put on his PM face, and go tell the rest of the team.
- Dammit Doll. When the frustration has hit an all-time high and your PM just needs to YEET something, they will be grateful for this Dammit Doll. This thing is built to withstand the most intense frustration, absorbing stress like a garbage disposal for bad vibes, so your PM can let loose! (Please note, real humans may not be suitable targets for this level of aggression. Stick to the doll, okay?)
- No Button – sometimes your PM is just too exhausted to say “no” yet again. Or you may have a PM who struggles to say “no” to anything. A No Button is a silent savior for the tired and indecisive alike. Give them a way to say “no” without feeling guilty or the awkward silence. This could become their favorite secret weapon! Brownie points for you!
Pair any of these gifts with a heartfelt card expressing your gratitude for their hard work and dedication. A little appreciation goes a long way, especially for the PM who keeps the ship afloat when everyone thinks it\’s sinking.
Remember, the best gifts are thoughtful and personal. So, choose something that shows your PM you appreciate their unique humor, personality, and (of course) their ability to handle anything that comes their way.
Happy shopping and Happy Holidays!
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